Karaoke A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh, extra cheese uh huh, uh huh save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges what a shame no one came
Just us eatin' all alone you said take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this go to waste so then I faced
Pizza all day and every day
This cheese 'round the clock is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care for irregularity tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 'cos right now I'd do
Anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain oh
Should I take the laxative or have my colon irrigated no no no
I was feelin' pretty down 'til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact I just thought I might pop the question there
That night I was kissing her so tenderly but woe is me
But who would have guessed her family crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun it's just like the one on me tell me
How was I supposed to know that we were both related believe me if I
Knew she was my cousin we never would have dated what to do now
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and
Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no woh oh
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride and the guide
Said not to stand but that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
This really is a
Major inconvenience oh man I really hate it such a drag now
I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports illustrated oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head kinda makes me irritated what a bummer
I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my
Head and I were separated no no no