Funky Cold Medina Karaoke The ZZ-Bros

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I pick it
Cold cooling at a ball looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm looking def you wassup with the LOC
The girls are all jocking at the other end of the bar
Having drinks with some no name chump when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold medina
Funky cold medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or afrodesiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to big
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina
You know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Strolls
They won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing
I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheela
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina
She said I'd like a drink
I said okay I'll go get it
And then a couple of sips she licked her lips and
I said that she was with it
So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
When she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheela was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around with no
Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina
You know ain't no plans with a man
This is the eighties and
I'm down what the ladies
Break it down
Back in the saddle looking for a little affection
I took a shot thought I'd test it on the love connection
The audience guests voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton Ford medina had some dinner
She had a few drinks
I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting
But that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding
I said wait slow down, love not so fast I'll be seeing ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina
You know what I'm saying that medina's a monster y'all
Funky cold medina

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