Karaoke Rapper's Delight The Sugarhill Gang

Ba hip hop ba hibbip ba hibbeedibbee hip hip hop and you don't stop
Rock it out baby bopper to the boogeddy bang bang the boogie to the boogeddy beat
Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rappin' to the beat
And me, the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello
Ah to the black, to the white the red and the brown the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along
And next on the mike is my man Hank
Come on Hank sing that song, check it out
Well I'm on the dip the ladies tip the women fight for my delight
But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs that shock the house for the young ladies
And when you come inside and to the front
You do the freak spank and do the bump
And when the sucker MCs try to prove a point
We're Treacherous Trio and we're the serious joint
Now from sun to sun and from day to day
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say that miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mike so you can't resist
Everybody
I say it goes like this
Well I was comin' home late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntables
This young reporter I did adore so I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did before
She said damn Fly Guy
I'm in love wit you
The Casanova legend must've been true
I said by the way baby what's your name?
She said I go by the name Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend you sho' and you can
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman
I said He's a fairy
I do suppose flyin' through the air in panty hose
He may be tall and sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
I said you need a man who's got finesse and his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all throught the night
But can he rock a party 'till the early light
He can't satisfy you wit his little worm
But I can bus' you out wit my super sperm
I go do it, I go do it
I go do it, do it, do it
And I'm here, and I'm there
I'm big bad Hank
I'm everywhere
Uh just throw your hands up in the air and party hearty like you just don't care
Let's do it uh don't stop y'all uh to the top y'all you don't stop
Uh go hotel, motel uh what you gonna do today
Say I'mmo get a fly girl gonna get some swing and drive off in a def OJ
Everybody go hotel, motel
Holiday Inn
You say if your girl starts acting up then you take her friend
I say Skip, Jive what can I say
I can't fit them all inside my OJ
So I just take half and bus' them out
I give the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house
I said a M-A-S a T-E-R a G wit a double E
I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man they call the Master Gee
Well, my name is known all over the world by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
I'm goin' down in history as the baddest brother there ever could be
Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows the beat starts gettin' into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet and movin' your body while you're sittin' in your seat
And then damn you start doin' the freak
I said damn a right outta your seat
And then you throw your hand high in the air
You're rockin' to the rhythm shake your derriere
You're rockin' to the beat without a care with the sure shot MCs for the affair
Now I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang but I rap to the beat just the same
I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes all I'm here to do ladies is hypnotize
Singin' on and and on and on on an on the beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singin' on and and on and on on and on well like a hot butter to pop, to pop pop dippy
Dippy pop di pop pop you don't dare stop
Come alive y'all a give it what you got
I guess by now you can take a hunch and find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's OK
I still keep in stride
'Cos all I'm here to do is just a wiggle your behind
Singin' on and and on and on and on
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singin' on and and on and on on and on rock rock y'all get on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here
I'm gonna freak you there
I'm gonna move you outta dis atmosphere
'Cos I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I put the kick kick kickers in your behind
I said a one two three four come on girls a get on the floor
A come alive y'all a gimme whatcha got 'cos I'm guaranteed to make you rock
I said a one two three four tell me Wonder Mike what are you waitin' for?
Said a hip hop the hibby to the hibbidy hip hip ba hoppa you don't stop a rockin'
To the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogedy beat
A skidelly bee bop we rock scoo bee doo
Guess what?
America, we love you
Ah 'cos you rock and a roll with so much soul
You could rock 'till you're a hundred and one years old
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But we like hot butter on a breakfast toast
Rock it up a baby bobba baby bobba to the boogedy bang bang the boogie to the beat beat
That's so unique, come on everybody and dance to the beat
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good
I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood
Uh so you try to play it off like you think you can by a sayin' that you're full
And then your friend says
Mama he's jus' being polite he ain't finished uh uh, that's bull
Ah so your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate
And your friend says Man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate
But while the stinkin' food's steamin' your mind starts to dreamin' of the moment it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese
And then you say that's it
I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks
And so you bust out the door while it's still closed still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopeptate
And then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been
And he says I understand about the food baby bobba but we're still friends
With a hip hop the hibby to the hibbidy hip hip hoppa you don't stop a rockin'
To the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogedy beat