Karaoke Man or Muppet The Muppets

I reflect on my reflection and I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
I look into these eyes and I don't recognize
The one I see inside it's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet well I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
Here I go again
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
I think I've made up my mind now I understand who I am now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet, hey
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppety man
That's what I am
What I am