Karaoke Jizz In My Pants The Lonely Island
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In the same key as the original: F♯m
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Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face asked cash or credit and I
It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need clean up on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check
Last week I saw a film as I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain checked my phone
And saw you rang and I
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Open the window and a breeze rolls in and I
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
I just ate a grape and I
I went OK
Seriously you guys can we OK
I jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me
And here we're holding hand it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber head on times of necessity
'Cos I
I jizz I just jizz in my pants
I just jizz in my pants yes I jizz in my pants
Yes I just jizz in my pants
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Original songwriter : Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, MIchael Stewart Forno
This title is a cover of Jizz In My Pants as made famous by The Lonely Island
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