I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me what do you see?
Let's travel 'round the world just you and me punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl
We went to the Philly pizza company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well no we only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was California dreamin' so we started screaming on such a winter's day
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense your dad is the vice president
Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah you're for me punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon they said he don't work here
We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'
We got into a car away we started rollin'
I said how much you pay for this? said nothing man it's stolen
Punk rock girl you look so wild let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl just you and me
We'll travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl
Any reproduction is prohibited