If you save yourself for marriage you're a bore
If you don't save yourself for marriage you're a horrible person
If you won't have a drink then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weight then you're just fat
But if you lose too much then you're on crack
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So you might as well just do whatever you want so
Make lots of noise kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't just follow your arrow
Wherever it points yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
If you don't go to church you'll go to hell
If you're the first one on the front row
You're a self-righteous son of a
Can't win for losing you'll just disappoint 'em
Just 'cos you can't beat 'em don't mean you should join 'em
So make lots of noise kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't just follow your arrow
Wherever it points yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
Say what you think love who you love
'Cos you just get so many trips 'round the sun
Yeah you only only live once
So make lots of noise kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls if that's what you're into
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, I would and follow your arrow
Wherever it points yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
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