God's Own Drunk Karaoke Jimmy Buffett

Karaoke God's Own Drunk Jimmy Buffett

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Well like I explained to y'all before I ain't no drinkin' man
I tried it once and it got me highly
Irregular and I swore
I'd never do it again
But I promised my brother in law that
I'd go up and watch his still while he went into
Town to vote it was right up
There on the mountain where the man said
It would be
Friends let me tell you one thing though it wasn't no ordinary still
It stood up on that mountainside like like a huge golden opal
God's yellar moon was a' shinin' on the cool clear evenin'
God's little lanterns just a' twinklin' on
And off in the heavens and like like I explained
To you once before I ain't no drinkin' man
But temptation got the best in me
And I took a slash shew, whoa
That yellar whiskey runnin' down my
Throat like honey dew vine water
I took another slash
And I took another and another and another
'Fore you knew it
I'd downed one whole jug
O' that shit and commenced to get hot flashes
Goosepimples was runnin' up and down my body
And a feelin' came over me like
Somethin' I'd never experienced before
It's like like I was in love why don't we have a little love Mike
In love for the first time
With anything that moved
Animate inanimate it didn't matter
It's like there's a great neon sign flashin'
On and off in my brain sayin
Jimmy Buffett there's a great day a comin'
'Cos I was drunk
Now I wasn't uh knee crawlin' slip slidin'
Reggie youngin' commode huggin' drunk
I was God's own drunk
And a fearless man
And that's when
I first saw the bear
He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout nineteen feet tall
He rambled up over the hill 'spectin'
Me to do one of two things flip or fly
I didn't do either one it hung him up
He starts sniffin' 'round my body tryin' to smell fear
But he ain't gonna smell no fear
'Cos I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man it hung him up
He looked me right in my eyes and my
Eyes was a lot redder than his was
And it hung him up
So I approached him and I said mister Bear
I love every hair on your twenty seven acre body
I know you got a lotta friends over
There on the other side of the hill
There's ole' Rear Bear
Tall Bear
Freddy Bear Kelly Jair
Relly Bear Smelly Bear
Smokey the Bear
Pokey the Bear
I want you to go back over there
Tonight and tell 'em
I'm feelin' right
You tell 'em I love each and every one
Of 'em like a brother and a sister
But if they give me any trouble tonight
I'm gonna run every Goddamned one
Of 'em off the hill
He took two steps backwards and didn't know what to think
Neither did I but being charitable
And cautious well hell I approached him again
And I said mister Bear
You know in the eyes of the Lord
We're both beasts when it comes right down to it
So I want you to be my buddy buddy Bear
So I took ole'
Buddy Bear by his island sized
Paw and I led him over to the still
Now he's a' sniffin' around that
Thing 'cos he's smellin' somethin' good
I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water he downed it upright
Looked like one of them amn bears in
The circus sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight
I gave him another and another and another 'fore he knew it
He'd downed eight of 'em and commenced to do the bear dance
Two sniffs a snort a fly a turn and a grunt
And it was so simple like the jitterbug it
Plumb evaded me
And we worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar and I's awful tired
Went over to the hillside and I laid down went to sleep
Slept for four hours and dreamt me some tremulous dreams
And when I woke up oh there was God's
Yellar moon a' shinin' on the clear cool evenin'
And God's little lanterns just a' twinklin' on and off in the heavens
And my buddy the bear was a' missin'
Yeah you want to know somethin' else friends and neighbors
So was that still
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