99 Problems Karaoke Jay-Z Explicit Lyrics

Karaoke 99 Problems Jay-Z

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Lyrics of 99 Problems

If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's money Cash Hoes
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads
Fuckers I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay Z has
I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin' law
Got two choices y'all pull over the car or mmm
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars
I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for?
'Cos I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader Sir
I don't know?
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you?
I know a lot of you are
I ain't stepping out of shit all my paper's legit
Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked
So is the trunk in the back and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack? you some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?
Well I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-nine come
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I try to ignore him talk to the Lord
Pray for him 'cos some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
He and his boys gonna be yappin' to the captain
And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin' again
Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' 'em
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil' for bail 'cos I'm African
All because this fool was harassin' them
Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got ninety-nine problems being a bitch ain't one hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ooh ooh ah ah
Having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one ah ah
You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy

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