Karaoke Searching For A Father Infant Sorrow (Get Him to the Greek)

When I was young
I heard my dad say son I'm leaving now
And he said other men do as other men please
And Aldous is the name with which I leave you and
Here I am while all around me things become hysterical
Here I stand beneath the robes of lady Liberty
Searching for a father in America
Searching for a father in America
I was sixteen
I took a trip
To Washington DC just my mom and me
Saw the reflecting pool and the Capitol
I got wanked off at the Vietnam Memorial
Here I am staring at a canyons quite deadly
Here I stand back time beneath the falls of Niagra
Searching for a father in America
Searching for a father in America
Number one
George Washington
Lost his dad when he was one
Jimmy Carter made himself a son of wood
But like Pinocchio he weren't very good
Lincoln shot by his son
In the theater up his bum
Nixon he had no son too late his own son was Watergate
Ronald Reagan he got shot
For Jodie Foster quite a lot
Nancy stupid cow he can't remember
Her no more yeah
America
When I am old
I'll find my dad
They'll recreate his body from my DNA
And I'll say other men do as other men please
And Aldous is the name with which I grieve and now
Here I am seeking my redemption in this heathen land
Here I stand
Amidst the stars and stripes and scientists
Searching for a father in America
Searching for a father in America
I am my own father
I gave birth to me
Yeah