Karaoke Attitude Adjustment Hank Williams, Jr.

Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night
And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight
And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An 'ol boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom
It was an attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape and he opened his mouth
And just one appointment straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment oh, it will work every time
Now I've got this big old brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
'Cos he wants to be sure
I'm treating his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
It was an attitude adjustment and it will work every time
An attitude adjustment
I made him see the light
And he says I'm his kind of man
And he comes around me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
And I said darlin' that was you're first mistake
And then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breaking everything and screaming loud
And kickin' me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
It was an attitude adjustment now she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment she got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag
I don't beg we get along and like I said
Just an attitude adjustment oh everything's just fine well almost
She called the cops to take me in
And I said you're never gonna do it friend
And they just smiled and said oh, yes we will
Now sticks to the head and some kicks to the chin
And several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
It was an attitude adjustment oh I went along peacefully
Attitude adjustment they made me cleary see
'Cos my head is black and my legs are blue
And both knee caps are bent clean through
It was an attitude adjustment made my whole outlook brand new
Just an attitude adjustment it made my whole outlook brand new
Hmm, hmm, yes sir
I understand just fine perfectly