Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Karaoke Dropkick Murphys Explicit Lyrics

Karaoke Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Dropkick Murphys

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Lyrics of Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced

I play in a band we're the best in the land
We're big in both
Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cos I'm more than a handful, you'll see
So kiss me, I'm a shitfaced
I'm soaked
I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex-football star with degrees from both
Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambé
I'll take the pick of the litter girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So kiss me, I'm a shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled her and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I'm a man of the night a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call
I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed that puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
So kiss me, I'm a shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm a shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
Ah, fuck it who am I shitting
I'm a pityful sight and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance 'cos deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
Well I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
Come on, honey let me take you home
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers and I only bought her one round
All right
So kiss me, I'm a shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, and I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked and I'm soiled and I'm brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

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