Karaoke That's My Story Collin Raye

I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said where you been? so I thought real hard and said
I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard
She said you don't know it boy but you just blew it
And I said well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
That's my story oh that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
I got that deer-in-the-headlight look
She read my face like the cover of a book and said
Don't expect me to believe all that static
'Cos just last week I threw that hammock in the attic
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered well that's my story and I'm stickin' t-to it
That's my story oh that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best thing that he can do
Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth
Well honey me and the boys played cards all night
There wasn't no hanky-panky not a woman in sight
I know I should've called and baby I I
I'm really sorry
But get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry
You know how much I love ya darling I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story and
I'm sticking to it
That's my story oh that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
You know I ain't gonna do a thing darling unless you approve it
And that's my story and I'm sticking to it