Karaoke Online Brad Paisley

I work down at the Pizza Pit and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic a mild asthmatic
I've never been to second base
But there's whole nother me that you need to see go check out MySpace
'Cos online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and
I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cos even on a slow day
I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online so much cooler online
When I get home
I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to LA
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cos even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats it's hard to get a date let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and
I lose a bunch of weight every time I login
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and
I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler
Hey I'm cooler online yeah I will see ya online hey I'm cooler online