Otto Titsling Karaoke Bette Midler

Karaoke Otto Titsling (From Beaches movie soundtrack) Bette Midler

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Otto Titsling inventor and kraut
Had nothing to get very worked up about
His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak
He fled to the opera at least twice a week
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
Whose bust were so big it would often impede her
Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit
Done in by the weight of those terrible tits
Oh my god there she blows
Aerodynamically this girl was a mess
Otto eyeballed the diva lying
Comatose amongst the reeds
And he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration flood his soul
He ran back to his workshop where he futzed and futzed and futzed
For Otto Titsling had found his quest
To lift and mold the female breast
To point the small ones to the sky
To keep the big ones high and dry
Every night he'd sweat and snort
Searching for the right support
He tried some string and paper clips
Hey he even tried his own two lips
Well he stitched and he slaved and he slaved and he stitched
Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant
Yes he had invented the worlds first
Over the shoulder boulder holder, hooray
Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran down to the diva bearing
The prototype in his hot little hand
Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on
But after many initial mishapps she finally did
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
From her mouth was so loud
That it was mistaken by some to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
Which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
With a vengeance woah, ah
But little did Otto know at the moment of his greatest triumph
Lurking under the diva's bed was none other
Than the very worst of the French patent thieves
Philippe DeBrassiere and Phil was
Watching the scene with a great deal of interest
Later that night while our Brun Hilda slept
Into the wardrobe
Philippe softly crept
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore
'Til he found Otto's Titsling and he ran out the door
Crying oh my god what joy what bliss
I'm gonna make me a million from this
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one
I will have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear
Do you buy a Titsling or do you buy a brassiere ooh

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