Karaoke Ode to My Car Adam Sandler

Here we go
No no no
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit
'Cos the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
It's a piece of shit
I can't see through the windshield
'Cos it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cos my friend puked in the back
It's a piece of shit piece of shit car
Piece of shit car it sucks royal dick
He's got a piece of shit car that fuckin' pile of shit
Oh hundred per cent crap oh fuck you car
Never gets him very far
It's got no CD player it only got the eight-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
They can bite his ass too
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day
I hear hey watch it asshole
You fuckin' piece of shit piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car diesel gas sucks my ass
He's got a piece of shit car that fuckin' pile of shit that pile of metal shit
Never gets him very far
Oh what the fuck did I do? what the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do to get stuck with you?
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood the car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
Ouch ouch ouch
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
What a pain in his ass
And if a girlie sees my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her
He never ever gets the pussy
Hey shut up you piece of shit car piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
You piece of shit car bald fuckin' tires piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
No rearview fucking mirror seven different colors piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
Fucking rag for a gas cap tailpipe makes the piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
Sparks fly everywhere piece of shit car oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
He's got a piece of shit car piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
Cabby give me a push piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car