Karaoke Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to ask Mister Mistoffelees the original Conjuring Cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mister Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
And we all say, oh, well
I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
He's quiet, he's small he's black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick oh, with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
And if you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment, then it is gone you find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say, oh, well
I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
My manner is vague and aloof you would think there was nobody shyer
But my voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I've sometimes been heard by the fire when I was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred which is uncontestable proof
Of my singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Me in from the garden for hours when I was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say, oh, well
I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say, oh, well
I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Oh, well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mister Mistoffelees
Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the magical
Mister Mistoffelees

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