Gaston Karaoke Beauty And The Beast

Karaoke Gaston Beauty And The Beast

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Lyrics of Gaston

Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man
No one says no to Gaston
Dismissed, rejected
Ah ah darn right publicly humiliated
Why it's more than I can bear
What for?
Hey more beer?
Nothing helps
I'm disgraced
Who, you?
Never, Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you and it's not very hard
To see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston for there's no man in town
Half as manly perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any
Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
As you see
I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right and every last inch of me's covered with hair
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating ptoooie
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs every morning
To help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
And his name's G-A-S-T
No no

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