Hi hee Icky thump who'da thunk?
Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Well well what a chump well my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead
Came and said need a bed in Español?
Said gimme a drink a water gonna 'sing around the collar and I don't need a microphone
Icky thump with a lump in my throat grabbed my coat
And I was freaking
I was ready to go
And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye
One black stare lookin' up lyin' there
On the stand near her hand was a candy cane
Black rum sugar cane dry ice and something strange
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
White Americans what? nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out you're an immigrant too?
Who's usin' who? what should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too
Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk robbed blind
Looked around there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone went home
And learned how to clean up after myself
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