Karaoke Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars some thirty license plates
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walked right in barehanded
She was on his arm while he was playin' pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while
I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me but hey, how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
I'm gonna pitch
Little hussy
Well them pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend hey
I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and I smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to bein' thrown in jail
'Cos baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell
Well them pretty girls they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

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