Karaoke Mr. Mom

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Lost my job came home mad got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being mister Mom
Well Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only monday mister Mom
Football soccer and ballet squeeze in scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any man can take being mister Mom
Well Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only monday mister Mom
Woah
Before I fall in bed tonight if the dog didn't eat the classified
I'm gonna look just one more time
'Cos Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long oh, been crazy all day long
And it's only monday mister Mom
Oh mister Mom
Balancin' checkbooks juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it, ho
Honey you're my hero

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