Karaoke (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

Oh my god how times have changed
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
But time seemed to halt when I was
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley
Temple stole my frickin' act
But the crown's in the vault from when I won
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance, and not a chance
'Cos I hit the stage batons ablaze
While belting high 'c's and preparing souffles
But that triple somersault was how I clinched
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Proceed
I never drank one chocolate malt
No, no desserts for
Miss Baltimore Crabs
I would say 'oy gevault' if I wasn't
Miss Baltimore Crabs
A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny
The old fart dropped dead but left tons of money
So I bought this station so all of the nation could see
Baby amber and me
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
Not in Baltimore it isn't and may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough and when I saw you I knew it
If your size weren't enough your last answer just blew it
And so, my dear so short and stout
You'll never be in so we're kicking you out
You can't get past me kid but it isn't your fault
It's hard to get rid of
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Ha ha ha
Oh, you may go
No, but you can bow and exalt 'cos I am
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Crabs

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