Karaoke (It's) Hairspray

And now, live from the certified up to code
Baltimore Eventorium
For the first time ever on nationwide television
It's the Corny
Collins Spectacular
Brought to you by
Ultra Clutch Hairspray
What gives a girl power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No it's hairspray
What get's a gal asked out to lunch?
Is it brains, is it dough?
No it's hairspray
If you take a ride with no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it you can take off in a rocket
And in outer space each hair will be in place
Why take a chance when you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist you use hairspray
And tell your mother her head she should smother with Ultra Clutch faithfully
So if you're a redhead a blonde or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Forget the milkman the only thing better than hairspray that's me
What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch
So if you're a redhead a blonde or brunette
Then take my advice and you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Whoa, the only thing better than hairspray that's me
Ska-do-you-do-ah
Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one

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