Karaoke All Jacked Up

Hey...
Well five thirty PM rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town
Only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears
Next think you know the bartenders pouring shots are flowing got me stoned and
All I really know is that
I should be going but I'm soaking up the moment
I'm all jacked up
I'm all jacked up
Don't believe
I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
I guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
'Cos a big ole girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming I deserved it too
'Cos I was all jacked up all jacked up
Don't believe
I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock
I can't find my keys and my trucks locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window hurt my elbow got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up
All jacked up
Don't believe
I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive you truck when you're all jacked up
Jacked up
Ooh...
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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