Karaoke Dearly Beloved

All right here we go
Good morning dearly beloved we are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They'll stand up at the altar and solemnly swear I do
They'll be together forever till they find somebody new
Her daddy's in the front row muttering oh no here we go again
They had a couple dates now she's three months late
And it's twenty bucks a plate I spent
Oh good morning dearly beloved
I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side effects of sex and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me in a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever till they find somebody new aw right
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse as he's putting the ring on her
He's checkin' out the bridesmaids
Thinkin' that he might take the maid of honor's honor
Oh welcome dearly beloved we are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper and a draggin' muffler too
They'll be together forever till they find somebody new
So raise your glass and join me here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together forever till they find somebody new
Ya'll come back ya hear now hmm thanks Dad

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