Karaoke Razzle Dazzle

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if in fact you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll never catch lies
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give them the old flim-flam-flummox
Fool and fracture them
How can they hear the truth above the roar
Throw 'em a fiction off a magel
They'll never know you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll beg you for more
Give 'em the old dazzle, dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of ol' Methusela
Everyone loves the big bamboozala
Give 'em the old three ring circus stun and stagger 'em
When your in trouble go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em and you've got a romance
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable
They'll wait a year 'till you're available
Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first-rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll make you a star

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